7:24 a.m.
B Just wanted to say I’m sorry.
J What?! I really don’t care.
B I know. I just wanted to apologize that is all.
J After 2 plus years? Are you going through a 12 step or something?
B Nice, no, just trying to apologize. I think there is always a purpose for sincerity regardless of time.
J Well, I’ve never believed you to be sincere. I think you’re pathological. You are just a funny story I tell on occasion. I don’t need or want an apology.
B I like that. Apology rescinded.
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I just had a similar experience ... however my reaction was something more like ... "Thanks but no thanks? I'm glad to see that two years later your conscious finally caught up with you ... however I've been getting along just fine without your apology ... and giving me one now is just a waste of my time. I think its best if I just remember you as the person who taught me that I need to be more selective about the people I choose to spend my time with ..." His reaction was " ... well screw you then" ... mature
ReplyDeletePS ... my friend just sent me your blog .. and its amazingly witty, funny, amazing, sincere and honest .. thanks!