Monday, January 28, 2013

PART TWO "The Real Deal" Joce Compatibility in Dating Quiz


PART TWO 

HOME (__ out of 23 possible points)
Give yourself one point for each item that accurately describes you:
a) I know how to cook at least a handful of dishes
b) I own more than one fork, one spoon and one knife
c) There are at least 2 matching wine glasses in my cupboard and they aren't dusty
d) Not all my cookware is non-stick
e) I own “pots and pans,” plural
f) I own a set of dishes
g) I have at least 2 of the following items: spatula, whisk, vegetable peeler, garlic press, Chef’s knife, measuring cups or spoons
h) I have purchased a new pillow in the last 18 months
i) My bed consists of a mattress (at least queen size) and a frame (futons don’t count)
j) I purchased my mattress new
k) I own a matching sheet set
l) I own a set of towels
m) I own a mop AND a broom
n) I own a vacuum
o) I own a coffee maker and I use it (Gevalia machine or Kuerig don’t count)
p) I own a coffee grinder
q) I own a tea kettle or tea pot
r) I have cleaned my bathroom in the last two weeks
s) I have changed my sheets within the last two weeks
t) I have cleaned my bathroom in the last seven days (including the toilet)
u) I made my bed this morning
v) Right now, this very minute, there are no dirty dishes (in the dishwasher, excluded) in my sink or on my kitchen counter
w) I currently have a living house plant

ARTS AND CULTURE (__ of 14 possible points)
Give yourself one point for each item that accurately describes you:
a) I like trying new restaurants or bars on occasion
b) I enjoy going to live music events
c) I am not opposed to going to see a play, the ballet or the opera
d) I have visited a museum in the last year
e) I have visited a museum in the last 6 months
f) I like to try different kinds of beer and don't limit myself to canned domestics
g) I have never said "I only drink sweet wine"
h) I subscribe to a newspaper
i) I own a piece of original artwork
j) I speak the Queen's English or have a European accent
k) I will watch a film with subtitles
l) My TV is less than 36"
m) My music taste has substantially changed since high school
n) My music taste has substantially changed since my 20s

Give yourself .5 (1/2) points for each publication you subscribe to and actually read (__ out of 4.5 possible points):
a) The New Yorker
b) The Atlantic
c) Lapham’s Quarterly
d) Harper’s
e) New York Times
f) Wall Street Journal
g) Bon Appetit
h) GQ or Esquire
i) The Economist

FASHION AND STYLE (__ out of 26 possible points)
Give yourself one point for each item that is accurately describes you:
a) I prefer swim trunks to a Speedo (competitive swimmers exempt)
b) I own swim trunks that are less than 5 years old
c) I own a suit and tie
d) I own a nice pair of shoes
e) I own more than one tie (“novelty” ties, including anything holiday, Looney Tunes or Disney, don’t count)
f) I wear a hat on occasion, not everyday, unless it’s for sun protection for my job
g) I prefer boxer briefs
h) I have purchased new underwear in the last year
i) I have purchased new underwear in the last 6 months
j) I own a winter jacket
k) I only wear shorts when it's over 60 degrees outside and I'm recreating
l) My tattoos can mostly be covered by clothing
m) I’m not opposed to dressing up for weddings, holidays or other special occasions
n) I will gladly wear a costume for Halloween or a costume party
o) As socks go, I own something besides white tube socks
p) I am over 5'10"
q) I am over 6'2"
r) I do not wear cologne
s) I have ironed a piece of clothing in the last month
t) I own at least one item of clothing that needs to be dry-cleaned and I have taken it to the dry cleaner
u) I am regularly clean-shaven
v) I bathe regularly
w) I wear deodorant or anti-perspirant
x) My jeans are not “skinny” or "blinged out"
y) My clothing consists mostly of natural fibers such as cotton, linen, wool and silk
z) I’m not afraid of retiring a piece of clothing especially running shoes, commemorative t-shirts and underwear

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