Friday, September 4, 2009

He's cute, but diapers are a red flag (Mom)

in response to this blog:
Dear Joce,
I read your dating blog, oh my oh my ... but I've been thinking J, you've got to find a way to access a different crowd, more cerebral, sophisticated men, who will appreciate you!
In the way of dating and dieting I send you the enclosed article about colon cleansing. There is so much on the internet, I've been tempted.
Love, Mom
Posted by Joce at 5:16 PM
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