Friday, September 11, 2009

Great quips (Cooper)

"The dress you wore on our first date was a 'too much cleavage for a first date dress.'"
I never knew there could be such a thing...

"Wow, that's amazing. You've managed to keep them together, all these years."
Upon noticing my matching bra and panties
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