(Note: I never responded to any of these text messages)
May 1 6:44 PM
What r u up to this fine evening?
May 2 1:15 AM
At Plush tonight. Wish you were here cuz this sucks.
May 2 1:47 AM
Hello?!! You suck. And not in a good way.
May 2 2:51 AM
Sorry. I’ll try to only contact you when I’m sober and its earlier in the day.
May 25 11:17 PM
Hey you. I haven’t heard a word out of you in weeks. What’s up?
May 29 9:09 PM
What’s up chica. You having fun tonight?
May 29 10:27 PM
Nothin??? What’s up baby cakes!!!
May 30, 11:56 PM
Its my birthday. I’m super old today. This will be the last time I bother you I promise. I hope you have a good life. Sorry for ever causing you pain baby.
May 30, 11:57 PM
I luv you and hope you find a good thing to hold on to. You deserve to be happy. And you will be some day soon. Heck you probably already are! See ya!
June 14, 1:06 AM
What r u up to?
Aug. 12, 12:39 AM
Ok. I'm married and have two kids. How can that be attractive in any way. My wife is not interested in me cuz I'm a good guy and found herself
Aug. 12, 12:40
someone probably more interesting. What should I do?
Aug. 12, 12:42
Sorry Joce. This is not your prob. I'm not in the right place.
Finally, I respond
Aug. 12, 7:43 PM
I don't think I can help you, sorry. I can't really relate and I've got enough of my own shit brewing right now.
Aug. 12, 8:13 PM
HUH?
Aug. 14, 10:08 PM
Did you intend that last message for me? I was confused but you didn't respond. If you don't ever want to talk to me again, I understand. Just need to know.
I don't respond.
Aug 21, 9:13 PM
You out tonight?
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