The Best Man X (The Sheriff)

For 19 years, through thick and thin. We packed up and moved a hundred times, twice across the country, now a shit box apartment, another old car, cried over crappy boyfriends, sweated it out on hot days and cuddled up on icy wintry nights. Work days, vacation days, sick days, he's been my constant companion.

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly (#tbt)

Bonus pickle: for the next couple of months, every Thursday, I'll post a photo on Facebook featuring someone referenced in The Big Book of Bad Dates. You're gonna want to like my page. Pronto. Finally, you get to put a face with a fake name.

 

Tim

Community Kitchen (You)

As you like it (You)

Each year, as some of you lucky ducks may already know, I produce custom interactive valentine's. If you want to really feel speshul send me your mailing address (to bigbookofbaddates@gmail.com or on Facebook) and I will send one to you! And remember, if you can't be with the one you love, love all the ones you're with, and show & tell them so. It's only fair. Also, it's good and kind. Which is what we should all be striving for, more and more.

The Best Man, Part VII (Gunter)

Joce, I've never once looked at a picture of you without thinking how incredibly beautiful you are, nor have I ever realized you to be anything but an amazing person. You are, in every sense, a “A Rare Beauty.” Best, Gunter

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with...

 

Part 5: Finker, Sailor, Soldier, Spy (Ken, Sargeant "First Class")

An elephant never forgets (Ken)

Rosary tattoo (Jorge)

Points for best pick-up line to use on a girl over 30:
"you musta had a fake I.D. to get in here."
Points for being honest:
"I mean, I'm almost done with my probation."
Points for having the guts to ask for my phone number:
"how 'bout my email address?"
Points for sending an email with no text, just this picture of yourself.